Cocktail Mixologist Prints

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Steak Ted?'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Shaken not stirred

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

"Been there, drunk that."

'The first cocktail.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Rabbit Punch

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?