Cocktail Cupid Prints

Barman In Love.

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Wedding Chefs

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

My first mistake.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Moon Martini

Happy Valentine's Day.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Chefs in love

"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

"It's Olive isn't it?"

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"The usual, please."

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Hubble Telescope

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"