Cocktail Culture Commentary Mugs

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Espresso Martini Peacock

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

You're the olive in my martini

'Fried chickens.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'