Cockroach Companions Prints

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Roach Motel

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

Melody Cockroach.

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

'When humans say they love animals, they mean pets. They sure don't mean us!'

'I like it.'

"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

'We'd like a little boy for our dog.'

"And lately I've been feeling very sluggish!"

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

"Do you suppose there's life under other rocks?"

'Don't kid yourself. Humans have chemical weapons, and they'll use them.'

'I'm telling you: They all wear red and run after me on horse-back ..I'll bring them your way next time..'

"Oh look, my cat followed me to work."

Empathy

The worry free life of dogs and the depression of man.

Five minutes after you leave the house: "What if they never come back?!"

Introducing Roach-Hab.

"Bird brain."