Cockpit Clown Mugs

"...Tell them we're encountering turbulence."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Runner going through hurdles.

Computer neck.

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Yoghurt man

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Sit and Deliver

"Student driver"

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'

"Sorry Pardner, but this is fool's gold!"

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

Warning! Left lane reserved for compacts filled with clowns.

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"Looks like we've got a downer up here in human resources."

"Height and position? I'm six foot tall and in the pilot's seat."

'You seem to be coming along well, Harlen.'

"As you'd expect, the control panel of a modern passenger jet is very complex."

Corona clown car

'It's a little something I provided so the employees can take out their frustrations during their coffee break.'

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

'George just can't help himself....He has to 'act-up' in front of a camera!'

'This is the pilot. If you look to the left you'll see London, look to the right France - inside the cockpit the co-pilot's underpants.'