Cockatiel Companion Prints

"Bird brain."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Canine Companion

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Rocking Witches.

Taking it easy

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Dog Crossing

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Conservation Area

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Of Mice and Men.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Next!'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Is this who I am?"