Coaster Collector Mugs

"Should I use a coaster?"

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

Coat of Arms

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Fun and games with wires.

Admiral Compass

A Jack Tar

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

Cargo Ship Backlog

"When I was your age, I went OUT to play."