Clutter Captain T-Shirts

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Rage.

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I've misplaced everything.'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

The Move.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"We need a better piling system."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Hows it coming?'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

The Movers - Decluttering

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Woman tangled up ironing

Trapped in his office by clutter.