Clumsy Kiddos Mugs

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"He's a fussy eater."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Scre

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'Dad, the kid who lives here has broken your hammer with his head.'

Spilt wine

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'