Clumsy Jester T-Shirts

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Showbiz Awards

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Fishing Contest

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

At The Clown Bank.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Is he taking the piss?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I'm having trouble with my short term memory .. I'm here because of my short term memory .. "

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

Upstaging the Dog

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'

'I mean, you can imagine my surprise -I'm an atheist.'

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

"What happened to your finger?"

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'He does.'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'