Clumsy Comedy Lover Prints

"I dropped my goblet!"

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Attila the Klutz.

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

Showbiz Awards

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Cinemuck

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Job applicant.

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Caution: Wet Floor

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

Where is my phone?! My keys have to be around somewhere! Where is my wallet?! Some lost things are seemingly impossible for me to find. On the other hand, whenever any weight is lost it will will always easily find me again.

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"