Clumsy Comedy Lover Prints

"I dropped my goblet!"

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Attila the Klutz.

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

Showbiz Awards

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Cinemuck

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Job applicant.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Caution: Wet Floor

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'