Clue Collector Gifts

'Hi, Honey, I'm homicide...'

The Butlers Ball.

Detective

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"We had art on the walls before Howard became obsessed with an unsolved mystery."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Entomology Reference

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

Victorian Secret

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"