Club Scene Navigator Mugs

'Feel like going out clubbing later?'

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer?

I could have danced all night!

'No ice.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"The club scene is really changing."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"So, do you come here often?"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Club insecurity.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Another martini please.'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"I love college."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's a jolly drinking song but I can't make it past the first few bars."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Amusing patients: Photocopier burns

'Damn early birds.'

'You've had enough!'

Happy hour.