Clowning Prints

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."

In a Quandary

Internal Medicine, Nuclear Medicine, Laughter is the Best Medicine.

'Well, Mr. Bell, I must say in all my years in this industry I've never conducted an interview with someone so devoid of even a semblance of professionalism... You're hired.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"I know you probably hear this all the time, but I've got a great idea for a balloon animal."

Humor (title of book smashing pie into face)

'We're expelling you, Henderson, because of your no-nonsense attitude.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Clown Delivering Babies.

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

Pet Vaccinations Today.

Clown baby.

"Sorry, Bellowes, but you're being replaced. Mr. Jubbo can juggle books and make balloon animals."

Clown eating jelly beans.

A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture

Clown Firing Squad.

"It won't be the first time I've had one as an opposing attorney."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"A funny thing happened at work today."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Stationary bicycles.

'Did you make a wish?'

'Crandall, I'm afraid this clowning around has gotten out of hand.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our client meetings and focus groups. Can you handle them, Chuckles?'

"Look Fred, are you going to play, or are you just going to clown around?"

Clowns working to repair clown car on roadside.

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"Apparently God is not particularly fond of the whoopie cushion."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'