Clowning Prints

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."

In a Quandary

Internal Medicine, Nuclear Medicine, Laughter is the Best Medicine.

'Well, Mr. Bell, I must say in all my years in this industry I've never conducted an interview with someone so devoid of even a semblance of professionalism... You're hired.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"I know you probably hear this all the time, but I've got a great idea for a balloon animal."

'We're expelling you, Henderson, because of your no-nonsense attitude.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Humor (title of book smashing pie into face)

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

Clown baby.

A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture

"A funny thing happened at work today."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our client meetings and focus groups. Can you handle them, Chuckles?'

'He's something to do with the growing trend to bring theatre into the workplace!'

Clown eating jelly beans.

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

ga-ga

Long-legged clown...

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown at office desk,with IN/OUT boxes(HA! HA! HA!...HO! HO! HO!).

"Sorry, Bellowes, but you're being replaced. Mr. Jubbo can juggle books and make balloon animals."

"It won't be the first time I've had one as an opposing attorney."

"I suppose you can come in for a few minutes...as long as you don't try any funny business!"

'Can You Describe It?'

"Look Fred, are you going to play, or are you just going to clown around?"

Stationary bicycles.

"Dear God!!!...Not these guys again!"

"Well.....this is awkward."