Clowning Around Pillows

In a Quandary

'Hey, there's some clown here that says we got his order by mistake.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.

"Case dismissed."

'To summarize: The visual joke brings on a very fast reaction but the verbal joke is more widely quoted and is remembered longer.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Circus Canteen.

'Try it now.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

"So you're a serious investor? Lighten up!"

'I am sorry you two, but this is a no frills airline!'

'I'm afraid you have sillycosis.'

'Well we had to replace them with something.'

'He loves you - he just has a funny way of showing it!'

The judge is a clown.

"Fifty bucks and I'll tow it to the nearest novelty shop."

'So you joined the car sharing scheme then?'

Clown hitchhikes to circus

'Only then did Igor remember'

Boris Visits Macron

'"That's Dr. Frizbibble. He's a genius with balloon angioplasty."

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

"Bucket of water! Bucket of water!"

'We are not buying a purebred as long as there are so many homeless dogs down at the balloon Animal Shelter.'

Good evening Gentlemen, will that be joking or non-joking?'

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

Ahah! Just as I suspected!

Here comes trouble...

"Out there somewhere,there's a pie with my name on it."

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"No, we don't sell compact cars that have cup holders for a dozen people."