Clown Critiquer Mugs

'You're a grown man and you're still afraid of clowns?', 'Just the ones in Congress.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

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Crab with a clown face.

Clown God

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Clown Face Painting

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."