Cloud Watcher Mugs

"It's just a suggestion, but in the future I'd wait until that black cloud over your head goes away before asking for a raise."

'WHOA!! Look at the colours of the sky and how the sun lights up the clouds! Mother Nature has got fantastic graphic software!'

Local News in Heaven

"It's to help prevent fallen angels."

'The arrival of Flight 208 will be delayed. They've run into some beautiful weather and they're taking in the sights.'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Different types of cloud sign in heaven

Heaven - emergency exit.

God has put a sign outside the Pearly gates - Back in 5 Minutes

Pie in the sky.

Falling

Man has storm cloud umbrella.

"It's God's way of telling us it's going to get colder."

'Wow! That's what I call a Mackerel sky.'

Man under the weather.

Airline passenger notices angel sat on toilet on clouds outside aircraft.

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

Bored Angels: 'Now what?'

"It's a bit of a grey area."

"What do you mean, 'it's cloudy'? I haven't just paid you £10 for a weather forecast!"

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"...then there's reunions, 'Know Your Cloud Formation' classes and, of course, celebrity spotting."

Working from Home

"They finally got around to reviewing his browsing history..."

"Wait a minute Dad, there's a message from Mom: Don't forget to buy the mushrooms!"

"Give me a couple minutes. I'm charging my phone."

"Why don't you admit it Ted? You're lost aren't you?"

'There goes ol' 'Dark Cloud' Bob again.'

"You run into a window, too?"

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"That one looks like Uncle Mitch."

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'