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"Finally, right?"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Damn defibrillators.

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

Everest Sign in Heaven

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

"On the eighth day God really rested."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"We're engaged!"

'Mind if I smoke?'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'