Cloud Nine Comic Mugs

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

"We're engaged!"

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'