Cloud Harmonizers Prints

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Violin family at Christmas

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Musician

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

A beekeeper with their bees

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

Cellist

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

The real reason we have natural disasters...