Cloud Harmonizers Prints

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Violin family at Christmas

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Musician

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

A beekeeper with their bees

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Cellist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'