Cloud Commuter T-Shirts

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

Air Bus Stop

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

Scarf puts hat back on.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Commutobile

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Is Driving Doomed?

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Business Duck

A white collar cow.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Jungle Taxi