Clothing Repair Prints

'I don't understand why nobody is coming in...'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

Stitches.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Cat Tie

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

A DIY disaster.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

At the suit makers

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Waiting for Pants