Clothing Repair Prints

'I don't understand why nobody is coming in...'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

Stitches.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Moses separating his Laundry.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

A DIY disaster.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

At the suit makers

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'