Closure Contemplator Prints

The Bookstore. Going out of business sale. Words failed me.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

The Anti-Materialist

Coronavirus Debate

Man falls off perch

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Caterpillar Paranoia

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'It looks like our time is up.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Questioning

Boyfriend Shirt.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

A month of Sundays

The Master Switch

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'

'We may be good eggs, but we're not perfect. We all have a fallen nature.'

"The glass is half full�"

"Are you a man or a mouse?"

Introverts Anonymous

Restaurant Tables: Reserved and Extrovert

'You could at least have waited until I put on my make-up!'

"Father, I would like to go to confession with you!"