Closing Time Connoisseur Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their relaxation space with pillows that honor the closing time connoisseur’s love for unwinding and enjoying peaceful, calming moments.

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"Time gentlemen please!!"

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"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?" mockup

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

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"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?" mockup

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

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Hats and Food

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.' mockup

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

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'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.' mockup

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

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Yummy Mummies

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The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

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"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it." mockup

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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Film Lovers.

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'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .' mockup

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

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'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?' mockup

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

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"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal." mockup

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

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Man frozen in portrait pose.

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What's the insect de jour?

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'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.' mockup

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

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'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...' mockup

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

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NASA Hits Shuffle

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"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress." mockup

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

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Moliere

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Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe! mockup

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

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Clock Face Golf Set

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'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.' mockup

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

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Charles Dickens.

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"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!" mockup

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

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Bleak House

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'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

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Doughnut Criminals

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Closing Time Connoisseur Pillows Collection

Closing Time Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the closing time connoisseur—perfect for those who savor their evening drinks with a smile.

Closing Time Connoisseur Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate calm, cool evenings—fantastic gifts for the closing time connoisseur to adorn their favorite space.

Closing Time Connoisseur T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts crafted for the closing time enthusiast—witty, comfortable, and perfect for relaxing in style.