Closet Recycler Prints

"Wow, that's an ugly shirt. Where'd you find that thing?"

Shoe addict.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Tree Funeral

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Recycling bottle bank.

Inactive wear store.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'This closet needs digitized.'

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Closet.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I can't give you a raise right now, but you can have one of my old suits.'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

His and Hers Wardrobe.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."