Closet Recycler Prints

"Wow, that's an ugly shirt. Where'd you find that thing?"

Shoe addict.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Tree Funeral

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Recycling bottle bank.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Inactive wear store.

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

Closet.

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

'This closet needs digitized.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I can't give you a raise right now, but you can have one of my old suits.'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

His and Hers Wardrobe.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"