Close Friend Who Lost A Pet Mugs

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

Shepherd and eurydice

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"He was a very good boy."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Very Difficult Conversations

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Lamb Noise.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"This never happened."

Holding hands

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'He loved that dog.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

If you want to see love be love.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Halo Frisbee.

Garbage Piñata

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'