Clinical Research Associate Prints

'The antidepressant failed preliminary testing. I still hate working here.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

vaccine wars.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Our war is against cancer."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Cut Price

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Fighting the Pandemic

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Corona Funeral

Genius Envy

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'