Clinical Research Associate Prints

'The antidepressant failed preliminary testing. I still hate working here.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

vaccine wars.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Our war is against cancer."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

Fighting the Pandemic

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Corona Funeral

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Genius Envy

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it