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Clinic Commander Mugs
Start their day with a smile—our clinic commander-themed mugs combine humor and appreciation, making every coffee break a little brighter and a perfect way to acknowledge their leadership.
Orthopaedic Clinic: Just Popped Out
"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"
"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."
'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'
'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'
'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'
Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'
"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."
'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'
"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."
'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'
"Psychiatric convention"
"Still on your left."
Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.
"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."
Doctor and nurse having a chat.
Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.
"You have natural causes.''
"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."
"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches."
"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."
'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'
The Boss of the Kleptomania Clinic has turned up for work only to discover his Clinic has been stolen
"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."
City Clinic. A Mangled Care Facility. Yeah, but suppose it's not a typo. (Published originally on 9/1/2004.)
Stay away from Pigs.
"You have twenty eight days to live."
"5 second rule!"
'The lab report just came in. The lab is in fine shape!'
'Morale soared when we installed the Nurf Basketball.'
Planned Parenthood: 'What do you mean, you want an unexpected pregnancy leave?'
"The mood Disorders Clinic is three floors up, and then two floors down."
Clinic Commander Mugs Collection
Clinic Commander Pillows
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Clinic Commander Prints
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Clinic Commander T-Shirts
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