Climber Mugs

'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Mount Everest.

"What? Didn't you know faith could move mountains?"

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

Tossing for it.

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

Yeti helping explorers erect a flag.

'Never try to milk a unicorn.'

'Aren't you being a bit insensitive professor...'

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

Rubbish and Everest

"You seek enlightenment? Here? Nitwit."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You need the booze dog. I'm the crack cocaine dog."

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

"Ahem... mask please..!"

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'I don't believe it - he's forgot the soda again!!'

'On top of the world, man - so why the hard hat?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

'...Pants! - Forgot the megaphone!'

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Wait, you have a podcast?!"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Surprise!"