Climate Scientist T-Shirts

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Out of Ice.

'One day this will all be yours son!'

"Telltale Signs of Global Warming"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Choices.

'He says there's no scientific basis for global warming.'

"I'm afraid you have humans."

Demonstration - sign with 'The end is near', last man holds sign 'The end'.

Proof of Global Warming

Energy Saving Conference.

Save the Planet.

'Is my homeowners policy covered for global warming?'

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

Global Warming.

"No one will take me seriously in these shoes."

Carbon footprint.

The End is Near Due To Global Warming/The End is Near due to Nuclear Winter.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

"Actually, the biggest threat facing us is climate change. Try this signal instead."

"The spirits say you have all the data. Just do something."

'That's standard with new homes built on flood plains'.

'Polar expeditions are easy now! Thanks to global warming.'

"Don't worry -- I'm tweeting that climate change is fake."

"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"

'No wonder we're experiencing global warming, someone cranked up the THERMOSTAT!!!'

'Unusual weather for June'