Climate Jesters Prints

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

Coast to coast walk.

The runner ducks ate all the snails from the garden and Jack was happy but then...

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

"Oh, I don't mind! Anything that tastes like a ten ounce, medium rare, rib-eye steak."

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

Another session of the lunch-hour scientists...

'What with Obama and all his giveaways, I'm surprised you're still in business.'

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"Walter's solution is to pump a lot of fresh air into the atmosphere."

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

"Paul is a saint, Minneapolis, no way!!"

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'

'Father I cannot tell a lie, I have no intention of carbon offsetting.'

Genetically modified maize.

Washing Hands

'As a Northern couple we've always believed in microclimate change; put on some shorts and a T-shirt and you might as well be in Torremolinos.'