Climate Czar Mugs

Climate Change Umbrellas

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The interested bystanders.

"We'll always have Paris..."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Insect extinction

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Food waste with recycling symbol

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

There is No Planet C

'What will we do when the ice melts?'