Climate Crisis Champion Gifts

"We're being phased out."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

But is it organic?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Polluted geese

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Politically Correct Snowperson

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Trump leaving

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Insect extinction

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

There is No Planet C

Food waste with recycling symbol