Climate Contrast Enthusiast Mugs

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Wrong Side of the Equator

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Global Warming.

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

The Formal Street Artist

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.