Climate Concerned Citizen Pillows

'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.'

Scarcity

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Trump leaving

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Giant Snowflake.

The melting polar ice caps

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Anywhere but here

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"What about my footprint?"

Tuesday, 2022

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"