Climate Comparer Pillows

'I read the paper you gave at the Iceland Conference on my way to the Hawaii Conference.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Bed Seasons

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The sea 2050.

A guide to seasons in the North East

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Ice Fishing

Global Warming.

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Experts through the ages.

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Keep Off The Hay

snowman hitchhiking

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Well, the drought is over."