Climate Change Humor Pillows

Nice try, but you can't blame your empty highball on global warming.

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

Minnesota Weather.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

US Winter Weather Map.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Welcome to the North Pole

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"It's from your Aunt Arctica. And if you like that gift, just wait... that's only the tip of the iceberg!"

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"