Cliffhanger Consultant Prints

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The Adventures of God

Rock Climber

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

Bird watching in Bolivia

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

Lemmings and Ralph

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"It isn't a landscape painting, it's a Brexit cartoon."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

"My job couldn't be automated so they shipped it overseas."

Did You Make A Will?

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

The opinion poll ltd.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

“Mom, can you come get me?”