Cliffhanger Consultant Prints

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Adventures of God

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Bird watching in Bolivia

Lemmings and Ralph

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"Wear a helmet."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

Did You Make A Will?

"My job couldn't be automated so they shipped it overseas."

The opinion poll ltd.