Client Juggler Prints

'I don't know who you are, but I just lost an important client.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Golfing Boss

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

The coffee's not working.

Acclaimed mother.

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Brickie's Mate

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Call Your Office

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Multitasking executive dog

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Overworked

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."