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The World's Easiest Airport

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Artists At The Auto Show

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Air Dentistry

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'It's my feature wall.'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

'Sculptor'

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

'Imagination saved the day there, eh?'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Bottom House

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"Reproduction furniture."

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"I find her remarkably attractive."

"How about a different font?"

The World's First and Last 5 Door Sedan.

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