Clever Contraption Lover Gifts

Never pay for a drink again with all new Poaching Straw.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Clam Spearing

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Air Dentistry

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Air Footer

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Testing a Fiancee

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Haroplane

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

Square Pegs into Round Holes

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

The Toilet Bike.

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Absurd flying machine

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: V "The Queen of the Harem" A Pathetic Incident at the taking of Constantinople.

Egg Armour Plating

Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Trapping the Polecat

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland