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Memory Foam Mattress.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Football Delivery

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

Certificate in Living Room Celebrating Three Days Without Argument

"You have your emotional support animal and I have mine."

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

Fencing Venn Graph

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

Music

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

Scavenenger's hunt.

"Are you a yes man or a no man?"

Snow Stab.

“That’s not the nuclear football That’s my gym bag.”

Dating computers.

BILL & YADDA-YADDA GATES foundation

'The feedback on the extended opening hours was generally excellent, although some people feel we should provide croissants and coffee in the morning and a little late supper in the evening.'

"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"

Houdini.

"You're quite right...your wine cellar is extensive."

'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'

The Nantucket Treatment Center for people pathologically incapable of picking out an even halfway good movie at a video store.

"Let me introduce myself. I'm David."

"I think these "smart pills" are overpriced."

Absentmindedness Is Us: Home of that little thingumajig whose name you can never remember.

Josh's Junk $10