Clerks Mugs

"As you can see, we're the good guys."

"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Late/Too Late.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'