Clergy Fashionista T-Shirts

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

The New Business Power Suit

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Holier Than Thou

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Decorator Farming

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"I guess they really are permanent."

After the takeover - The makeover

'They don't allow ponytails.'

Need a pair of pants.