Cleanup Crew Comedian Mugs

'What'd I miss?'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"Wet wipe?"

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Carpet cleaning

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"You have no idea what I've been through."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Your shirt's on inside out."

Family looking to buy a dog.

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

Janitor on the Job Training.

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

"You smell like a chimney."

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

The perfect way to remove red wine stains.

An umpire vacuum's home plate.