Cleanliness Fanatic Prints

Moses separating his Laundry.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"Sorry, I didn't realize you had a late session. Mind if I mop while you mope?"

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

Ward Cleaning.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'A picky flea.'

'Nigel wouldn't do a thing like that - he's squeaky clean.'

"It kind of kills the mood with you leaving every five minutes to wash your hands."

Hoovering the Flying Carpet

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Anti-bacterial Soap Opera.

Man washes off dirt in the sea.

Hell's Restrooms.

'I wish you'd tidy up your punctuation.'

Travelogue

Gerard here is thorough to the point ot obsession.

"They say he's been leaving his carbon handprint in some very funny places!"

Mom's Spit Face Wash for Men

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

"I've seen some dirty martinis in my day, but this, wow."

After you've created the world in 6 days...

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Dogs shaving

Raptures

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'