Cleaning Pro Prints

'My gift from Wally sucks big time...'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Sweep the board.

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

The household cavalry

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Floor Cleaner

"Namaste."

Carpet Cleaner.