Cleaning Pro Prints

'My gift from Wally sucks big time...'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Sweep the board.

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

The household cavalry

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'Why not Google it?'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

Floor Cleaner

Carpet Cleaner.

"Hello job security."

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk