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Lady to caveman: 'Watch your step - I just waxed the stalagmites.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Clock watcher

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

Do not resuscitate.

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"

A usual day.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'This is the part of the rat race that I don't challenge.'

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"Do you mind?"

Politician back home