Cleaning Detective Prints

'Another ingot!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Evolution.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"So that's where you were last night."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Micro and Macro Department,

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

The Complete Cycle.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Missing sock

Devil in the detail

'After you with the camouflage.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Giant sandwich bags.

When pedants take a break.

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Where missing laundry socks go!

Forward Planning - The key to Success

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy