Clean Eating Mugs

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

"Forget it. Too many preservatives."

At the end of a salad bar, a customer sees a compost pile.

All Natural Nothing

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Be Healthy

But is it organic?

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Like death by salad.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

View to the Future

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'